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Patrycja's mind in a nutshell

why am I so sad 

petegamlen:

Fun one from the current issue of Mental Floss about the healthful effects of cute-ass animals

petegamlen:

Fun one from the current issue of Mental Floss about the healthful effects of cute-ass animals

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

the-cheeseburger-has-spoken:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

Jim’s getting scandalous [x]

pLEASE NO AVOCADO ORGIES