This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
i added too much bubble bath
when bae mad at you
egyptain goddess ain’t dealing with your inferior displays of affection
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds
My bunny does this every morning in her cage
My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face
Dragon daddy who loves his baby.
DYING OF CUTE! <3
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!
look at these lil guys. this what life all about, man
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…
this is SO COOL oh man
I don’t get the 2000s one, it was definitely more like
at least in my area.
That laugh tho
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"