*points at a boy* that one i want that one
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
do you ever feel left out even when you’re with people?
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.
|—||Dan “Soupy” Campbell (via folk-yeah)|
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
8 oz filet cooked medium.
2 house salads with ranch, cheese and extra croutons.
Baked potato with butter only.
Pulls up and hands me a wad of cash
You can keep it, have a great night.
Then he smiles at me and winks.
Beautiful Italian man.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
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